Emo Chick

Emo Chick is an Emo Chick. She has many hobbies, these include:

• Plucking her toe hairs.


• Smuggling little girls into her car.


• Failing her drivers license test.


• And last but definately not least in any way imaginable, popping her pimples.

At this point in time, Emo Chick is a little bit of a word starting with s that is usually used to describe girls who sleep around alot. She is this word, because she has four boys who have fallen madly in love with her for some odd reason. Their names are:

• Bob


• Bobbie


• Boberto


• Bobo

One day Emo Chick was walking to school. She was pleased with herself because she had just finished plucking her toes. They looked beautiful. Not one gorrilla-like hair on her toes. Yes, it was a special day.

At lunch , Bob ran up to Emo Chick and yelled across the room, 'Emo Chick! I love the way you pluck your toe hairs! I have to be with you forever! If I am not, I will only eat newspaper for the rest of my life!"

Emo Chick was not impressed.

"Bob, I could never love you. Your name is too short. Go eat some newspapers." So that was that. Emo Chick left the school and started driving home.

When emo chick got home, she smuggled the three little girls out of her car and into her bedroom before her mummy could see!

When she got up to the room she let the little girls out of the sack.

The first little girl got out of the sack. This girl had a monobrow and blonde hair.
She told Emo Chick, "Please don't rape me! I don't have enough money to pay for all the councilling I would need!"

So emo chick said, "Alright, climb out the window, its only a 30metre drop you won't die."
So the first little girl jumped out the window and splattered to her death.

The second little girl had brown hair and no eyebrows. She told emo chick, "Please don't rape me! I have three children at home and I have to be home for dinner!"

So Emo chick said, "Alright, climb out the window, its only a 30metre drop you won't die." So the second little girl jumped out the window and also splattered to her death.

The third little girl was actually a little boy dressed in a prostitutes clothes. He quickly undressed himself and told emo chick, "Emo chick, its me, Bobbie! I love it when you force little girls into your car. I want to be with you forever! If I am not, I will only eat bricks for the rest of my life!"

Emo Chick said, "I'm sorry. Actually I'm not sorry. But your names too long - go eat a brick."
So Bobbie took out a brick from the house and ate it and died from eating a brick.

That lunch time, Emo Chick was just settling down to sleep, when a knock on the downstairs door came. Emo Chicks hillbilly mother was out eating some grass so Emo chick had to get out of bed, put some clothes on, and trudge down to the door.

Emo Chick opened the door and guess who was there?...Emo Chicks lunch lady from school! Lunch lady was dressed in a hair net (as is the fashion among lunch ladies these days) and stockings that were so high they covered the lunch ladies boobs (which defeated the purpose of the black shirt she was wearing). Any way, back to the story...

The lunch lady said, "I don't know why, but Bobo told me to give this to you. The stupid pussy, not brave enough to give it to you himself!" The the lunch lady turned around (just before she did this Emo Chick realised she had a massive camel toe!) and walked back to her own life (if she had one...)

Emo chick opened the note and saw that it said:
''Dear Emo Chick
I love the way you always fail your drivers test, I want to be with you forever. If I am not I will only eat orange skins for the rest of my life!''

So Emo Chick sent him an email (because she was much more tech-savvy than Bobo and could send emails!) saying ''Bobo, Your name is too middle-ish. I could never love you. Go eat some orange skins.''

The next day, Emo Chick was riding her bicycle to the boxing-chess tournament that Boberto was competing at. Boberto had just won his competition. Emo Chick ran up to him and shouted ,"Boberto! You are the smallest boy I've ever met! I could only ever love a boy as small as a maggot! And that's you! If I am not with you I will only ever eat socks for the rest of my life!"

And Boberto replied, "Emo Chick - there's another woman. She's waay more Emo than you Emo Chick. Her name is Emo Emo Chick. Goodbye." And he ran off with Emo Emo Chick on his pee-wee 50.

Emo Chick went and ate a sock and she choked on the sock and even though they were next to a hospital there was nothing they could do.

THE END