She's Gone!

OMG

She's gone!

I don't know where she is. I'm literally freaking out people. Seriousley. I don't know what I'm going to do? I mean, she said she was "Just going to the toilet." But, in relationships, we all know that means "I'm running away from yo because your a slaggy *insert mean word here* and I can't stand to be around you for another minute!"

What am I doing?

I mean, it's just a girl isn't it...no - she's more than that!

This is the girl I lost my lip virginity to! THIS IS A *very bad word* DEAL!

I so mad at her - I mean seriousley - she could have at least called. OR BEEN A MAN AND SAID IT TO MY *very bad word* FACE! I am so crank-

"Oh darling your back! Where have you been? You've been missing for the last 15 minutes!'
"On the toilet dear - a tad constipated I was. Its alright now though.

I hate my Face

I hate my face

I wish I had a mask made of lace

to cover it up

When people see me they just yell "YUCK!"

It's stupid and gross

It makes me wish I was a ghost

I just want it to go away

So that I can have one nice day!

I hate my face

So, so much

I am such a disgrace,

to the human race

Where do these good-looing people get all their luck?

All I want is a nose job

To get rid of this funny looking blob!

It looks like a yellow poo

And I feel like I belong in the zoo

These days I can't even see my nose

Even a duck if it sees me goes!

I feel sorry for people who have to look at me

Maybe I should just drown myself in the sea?

All I want is a different face,

Or atleast, a mask made of lace to cover it up.