WTF?

Okay, for those of you have no idea why the hell someone would make a site like this it is simply because me and my friend were listening to our other friend read his story (which was HILARIOUS) and we were thinking "you know, we've heard heaps of funny stories like this one, we should so put them on the inter net - so we did!"

And that is how this site started.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

She's Gone!

OMG

She's gone!

I don't know where she is. I'm literally freaking out people. Seriousley. I don't know what I'm going to do? I mean, she said she was "Just going to the toilet." But, in relationships, we all know that means "I'm running away from yo because your a slaggy *insert mean word here* and I can't stand to be around you for another minute!"

What am I doing?

I mean, it's just a girl isn't it...no - she's more than that!

This is the girl I lost my lip virginity to! THIS IS A *very bad word* DEAL!

I so mad at her - I mean seriousley - she could have at least called. OR BEEN A MAN AND SAID IT TO MY *very bad word* FACE! I am so crank-

"Oh darling your back! Where have you been? You've been missing for the last 15 minutes!'
"On the toilet dear - a tad constipated I was. Its alright now though.

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