OMG
She's gone!
I don't know where she is. I'm literally freaking out people. Seriousley. I don't know what I'm going to do? I mean, she said she was "Just going to the toilet." But, in relationships, we all know that means "I'm running away from yo because your a slaggy *insert mean word here* and I can't stand to be around you for another minute!"
What am I doing?
I mean, it's just a girl isn't it...no - she's more than that!
This is the girl I lost my lip virginity to! THIS IS A *very bad word* DEAL!
I so mad at her - I mean seriousley - she could have at least called. OR BEEN A MAN AND SAID IT TO MY *very bad word* FACE! I am so crank-
"Oh darling your back! Where have you been? You've been missing for the last 15 minutes!'
"On the toilet dear - a tad constipated I was. Its alright now though.
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