WTF?

Okay, for those of you have no idea why the hell someone would make a site like this it is simply because me and my friend were listening to our other friend read his story (which was HILARIOUS) and we were thinking "you know, we've heard heaps of funny stories like this one, we should so put them on the inter net - so we did!"

And that is how this site started.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

I hate my Face

I hate my face

I wish I had a mask made of lace

to cover it up

When people see me they just yell "YUCK!"

It's stupid and gross

It makes me wish I was a ghost

I just want it to go away

So that I can have one nice day!

I hate my face

So, so much

I am such a disgrace,

to the human race

Where do these good-looing people get all their luck?

All I want is a nose job

To get rid of this funny looking blob!

It looks like a yellow poo

And I feel like I belong in the zoo

These days I can't even see my nose

Even a duck if it sees me goes!

I feel sorry for people who have to look at me

Maybe I should just drown myself in the sea?

All I want is a different face,

Or atleast, a mask made of lace to cover it up.

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